shadowy-superhero:

nickfuryseyepatch:

shadowy-superhero:

nickfuryseyepatch:

Can you not judge me?

The Eyepatch’s lesser-known second job as Nick Fury’s Eyepatch is to judge everyone.

I…am not judge worthy.

Did the Eyepatch stutter? It judges everyone.

shadowy-superhero:

nickfuryseyepatch:

Can you not judge me?

The Eyepatch’s lesser-known second job as Nick Fury’s Eyepatch is to judge everyone.

Don’t think for a second that the Eyepatch is not watching you.

Carefully.

Main relationships:

Nick Fury - Loyal master to the Eyepatch.

Other Relationships:

None because the Eyepatch needs no one else.

generallyfurious:

nickfuryseyepatch replied to your post: I’m not mocking you, I just think you need a new eyepatch, so i’m gonna buy you one.

The Eyepatch is judging the shadowy superhero harshly. Nick Fury does not need a new eyepatch when this Eyepatch is perfect.

You know I’d never get rid of you.

The Eyepatch is aware of this, but it still does not like this talk of new eyepatches.

not-a-caged-bird:

nickfuryseyepatch:

not-a-caged-bird:

nickfuryseyepatch:

not-a-caged-bird:

… uh, hi?

The Eyepatch would wave, but it is on Nick Fury’s face and needs to remain still and menacing on said face.

Right, yeah. Of course. I’m sure Nick appreciates your dedication to your job.

The Eyepatch is well-aware of how much Nick Fury appreciates it dedication. The Eyepatch holds a very serious occupation in S.H.I.E.L.D. and is never one to fool around.

No, of course not. I would expect nothing less. So… what brings you by then?

The Eyepatch is simply doing its duty by helping Nick Fury keep an eye on his agents.

coooooooooooooulson:

tejntanga:

Oh Nick, you dawg.

((Coulson likes this and requests he be the location of this jacuzzi ASAP))

The Eyepatch enjoys lounging in that jacuzzi.

(via generallyfurious)

not-a-caged-bird:

nickfuryseyepatch:

not-a-caged-bird:

… uh, hi?

The Eyepatch would wave, but it is on Nick Fury’s face and needs to remain still and menacing on said face.

Right, yeah. Of course. I’m sure Nick appreciates your dedication to your job.

The Eyepatch is well-aware of how much Nick Fury appreciates it dedication. The Eyepatch holds a very serious occupation in S.H.I.E.L.D. and is never one to fool around.